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Spread the Jewsmas word and show some Jewsmas pride with some high quality Jewsmas merchandise!  At this point, you're probably expecting me to demonstrate my Hebrew cred by throwing in some gratuitous Yiddish.  Maybe you want that I should say "This ain't some shlocky shmata, your bubbe will kvell when she sees you in your new Jewsmas t-shirt"?  How about "boychik, you'll look like a faygala if you buy this Jewsmas camisole" or "your shiksa girlfriend will plotz when you give her this Jewsmas thong"?  Well, I won't, because it would be a shanda fur die goy!  Just use your keppe and get yourself some Jewsmas threads:
 
Jewsmas Classic I Ogled a Shiksa I Ogled a Shiksa II

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Jewsmas Classic
 

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"I Ogled a Shiksa"

Design by Fort Dudak

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"I Ogled a Shiksa" II

All shirts feature a timeless and heartwarming Jewsmas message on the back:

Celebrate Jewsmas
And leave Chanukah the hell alone!

All designs available in as t-shirt, women's thong, boxer shorts, camisole, infant creeper, sweatshirt and more. (Note: Camisole, Bib, Infant Creeper, thong and Jr. Spaghetti only have front design)

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